Women and Fiction has never been more real. Never. So all I have to do is find the time to locate and upload a photo. The 9 to 5 monopolizes most of my day, which is okay if you’re into being a pusher of paper. Pssssssst. Can I interest you in some 8×10 collated copies of any random document? I Continue reading
Botox Butts and Boobs.....for the Modern Woman
Botox Butts and Boobs….for the Modern Woman sort of seems like an oxymoron, but with lunchtime procedures becoming so popular, who knows how far away an enhancement appointment will be for any of us girls? It seems that everyone is in search of perfection. Every woman wants to have physical traits like Beyoncé, Kim Kardashian, J-Lo and those other high-profile celebrity chicks. But why? Maybe it is because of the way that our men salivate over these women, maybe we want to be them to fulfill a fantasy so that our guys will never want to stray like a calico cat in heat at a kitty brothel. It’s women’s problems, women’s problems women’s problems. Don’t get me Continue reading
5 First Date DealBreakers or Go Kill Yourself.....
So, here’s my top-secret 5 First Date Dealbreakers or Go Kill Yourself list. Let it be your guide, because these are truly words to live by:
First Date Rule #1: Duh. If your shoes are cuter than mine then I won’t be able to focus on you. I’ll be staring at your red-bottoms with envy. #jealousbitch Continue reading
Relationships - Panhandling Your Way Into a Relationship 101
photo Courtesy of the Pinkflamingoblog.com
So….Relationships and Panhandling can go hand in hand?
This is a post about Relationships. However, before we get to the romantic stuff, I need to make my views on Panhandling pretty clear. It’s difficult to give, when you don’t initially feel a connection towards the Continue reading
Girl Interrupted - High Maintenance by Default | Fiction Novels
From Girl Interrupted to High Maintenance woman; yes, it virtually happens by default. Let’s use Madonna’s daughter Lourdes as a prime example shall we? Remember her man-child uni-brow? (first photo above). No matter how it looked to the Continue reading
Big City, Strappy Heels and all things Shiny... Spring 2012 | Chick-Lit
Unstoppable, sort of like labor pains. It’s a big City, full of strappy heels and all things shiny, but then I came along. Yes I was born this way (as you can see in the above preciously fashion forward baby picture). I was born with the urge to tell YOU what to wear and Continue reading
Valentines Day and Beyond - The New Girlfriend Experience | Humorous
Another Valentines Day. More Flowers, candy, jewelry and cards are sold more than any other time of the year. It’s supposed to be the day when that special someone gifts you with one or more of these items, but let’s be for real. Everyday should be Valentines day, in other words, your special someone should be appreciating you 365 day of the year. I’m not telling Continue reading
Chick-Lit or Die - Because Madi Brown Said So........ | Women s World
Chick-lit is not dead. Liars. In fact, it’s never been more Frankenstein alive. Check out whose just gone viral! Let’s all get excited because this Chick-Lit G-4 (I know that you were probably expecting me to say train, but a woman should always travel in high-style) isn’t about to stop Continue reading
3 Relationship Tips for the Desperate Single Girl - Madi Brown Style | Womens Problems
You’re here for Relationship Tips; which obviously makes you desperate. But it also makes you very wise. IN FACT, give yourself a firm pat on the back, because from Continue reading








