Madison "Madi" Brown is officially in the building. Ready to jump? | Women and Fiction

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Women and Fiction has never been more real. Never. So all I have to do is find the time to locate and upload a photo. The 9 to 5 monopolizes most of my day, which is okay if you’re into being a pusher of paper. Pssssssst. Can I interest you in some 8×10 collated copies of any random document? I Continue reading

Botox Butts and Boobs.....for the Modern Woman

Got Botox?

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Botox Butts and Boobs….for the Modern Woman sort of seems like an oxymoron, but with lunchtime procedures becoming so popular, who knows how far away an enhancement appointment will be for any of us girls?  It seems that everyone is in search of perfection. Every woman wants to have physical traits like Beyoncé, Kim Kardashian, J-Lo and those other high-profile celebrity chicks. But why? Maybe it is because of the way that our men salivate over these women, maybe we want to be them to fulfill a fantasy so that our guys will never want to stray like a calico cat in heat at a kitty brothel. It’s women’s problems, women’s problems women’s problems. Don’t get me Continue reading

5 First Date DealBreakers or Go Kill Yourself.....

First Date

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So, here’s my top-secret 5 First Date Dealbreakers or Go Kill Yourself  list. Let it be your guide, because these are truly words to live by:

 

First Date Rule #1: Duh. If your shoes are cuter than mine then I won’t be able to focus on you. I’ll be staring at your red-bottoms with envy. #jealousbitch Continue reading

Relationships - Panhandling Your Way Into a Relationship 101

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So….Relationships and Panhandling can go hand in hand?

This is a post about Relationships. However, before we get to the romantic stuff, I need to  make my views on Panhandling pretty clear. It’s difficult to give, when you don’t initially feel a connection towards the Continue reading

Girl Interrupted - High Maintenance by Default | Fiction Novels

 

Lourdes' eyebrows

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Lourdes-hair-cut

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From Girl Interrupted to High Maintenance woman; yes, it virtually happens by default.  Let’s use Madonna’s daughter Lourdes as a prime example shall we?  Remember her man-child uni-brow? (first photo above).  No matter how it looked to the Continue reading

Valentines Day and Beyond - The New Girlfriend Experience | Humorous

 

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Another Valentines Day. More Flowers, candy, jewelry and cards are sold more than any other time of the year. It’s supposed to be the day when that special someone gifts you with one or more of these items, but let’s be for real. Everyday should be Valentines day, in other words, your special someone should be appreciating you 365 day of the year. I’m not telling Continue reading

Chick-Lit or Die - Because Madi Brown Said So........ | Women s World

Chick-lit is not dead. Liars. In fact, it’s never been more Frankenstein alive. Check out whose just gone viral!  Let’s all get excited because this Chick-Lit G-4 (I know that you were probably expecting me to say train, but a woman should always travel in high-style) isn’t about to stop Continue reading

3 Relationship Tips for the Desperate Single Girl - Madi Brown Style | Womens Problems

 

Relationship Tips

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You’re here for Relationship Tips; which obviously makes you desperate. But it also makes you very wise. IN FACT, give yourself a firm pat on the back, because from Continue reading