Relationships – Does Dinning Alone Make You a Big Dummy? “Madi Brown, table for one please.” As a single, would you say that it is embarrassing to eat alone? I mean, does it equate to you being some kind of non-dateable reject who couldn’t score a date with an At-A-Glance calendar? Madi Brown doesn’t think so. Surely you are capable of making lingering eye contact , engaging in stimulating conversation, and having someone else pick up the tab. Surely you are worthy of being one of those people in the restaurant who others look at and think, Wow, it sure looks like they’re having a good time. I wish that I was at that table. Let’s face the facts, it’s mostly trumped-up by artificial means in the name of BLAME-IT-ON-THE-ALCOHOL. Now who wants more wine? Meeeeeeee, I do! I do! Okay, not everyone all at once…Relationships are not all healthy. Let me repeat that, Relationships are not all healthy. Once more for those of you who turned away to watch a clever television commercial, relationships are not all healthy. Yes, I said, call your lawyer and sue me. Tell your lawyer that Madi Brown sent you. Tell your lawyer that he probably needs to visit this website to navigate through his/her own relationship ISH.
But let’s re-think this as I dole up another helping of Madi Brown’s relationship advice. That’s why you’re here right? For Relationship tips? Let this sink into your cerebrum. You are worthy. You are so worthy. It’s not Wayne’s World. It’s really yours. You can date, or not date. You can make reservations and bring along a newspaper, a Sudoku book, or your cell phone. Or, you can watch every other pair and group in the restaurant and stare at them like they are the crazy ones for needing other people to keep them entertained. Sometimes, those are the relationship losers, the lost ones. It’s those same homo sapiens who are afraid to be alone with themselves. Here’s a relationship question that will totally have you scratching your head all of my Madibrown.com readers. How do you expect anyone to be attracted to you if you can’t stand being around JUST YOU for any stretch of time? Smart chicklit, it’s about to not entertain you and transform you, and you won’t even see it coming. Just stay tuned… In the mean time. Shop until you drop tough-girl style for your solo date….You should be FALLing for yourself at this time of the year….